Desperate Wisteria.

Here is the list of our rules for our forum here at Desperate Wisteria;

1. Cast Bashing - please keep any kind of bashing or slating of cast to a minimum, bashing the actual actors is most definitely a no-no, anyone not following will be sent over to Mrs Van De Kamp's to be spanked.

2. Aggression - any aggression towards other users/forum staff will be dealt with in a delicate manner, leading to raising user warnings and a possibility in a banning from the forum.

3. Spamming - there is no limitation on the amount of posting done on the boards, however please be reasonable guys, no just posting for the sake of it. ;)

4. Spoilers - please do NOT write spoilers anywhere on the forum other than inside the SPOILER folder, you big...fun suckers, don't have them in banners or avis (spoilers being any imagery from any point in the present season showing on TV), failure to comply will result in increased warnings and possible banning from the site. Please follow, thanks guys and girlies.

5. Scissors - no running within the forum with scissors please, we don't want to cause any accidents, however they may be aimed at Maisy Gibbons if you wish.


That will be all for now. Thanks. Liz

Thanks Lizzie!

*puts scissors down*............*for now*

Hehee!! No problemo dearrr!

*takes sckissors*

Nooo, not mah skizzers!

Ah well, I'll just have to BASH Maisy with a blunt object.

Get it? Bash her? mwahahahahaha

Tsk, tsk. *stands unamused*

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*bursts* I gets it!!

I shouldn't be so harsh on the poor woman, she did get taken down right there on the street. Ah...sweet memories.

Anyhoo, can we also add this rule: No future-season spoilers anywhere except the spoiler folder?

Mwhaa, point taken!
Rule, added!

I would loved to be spanked by Bree...*goes off into daydream*

SCISSORS! LOOK OUT MAISY! HERE I COME!

LOLZ!! QUICK MAISY RUUUUN!

*tackles Maisy and pins her*

I do agree.

Have to highlight once again, please don't put spoilers spoilery things in your banners/sigs or avis. Spoilery pics can be posted however in the spoilers folder. Happy posting guys.

I didn't know you'd posted the spoilery art rule ages ago. That would have saved the big long message from me yesterday !

ah well. I like the no scissors rule

Heheee, well it's okay to highlight if you feel it necessary!

Rules have been updated, please take note and sign.

agreed :)