I wasn't sure where else to post this, but I think it would be a fun thing to write lil' mini-stories (about anything, not just DH-related) using the smileys over there. SO! Here's somethin' I cooked up. Enjoy!
One day,
<-- Sir Galahad was walking through the forest. Suddenly, he was ambushed by
<-- Edward Cullen, who became
<-- infatuated with him immediately. They went up to
<-- Brokeback Mountain and began an illicit affair. One night,
<-- Don Draper stumbled upon them in the throes of their passion and was like
<-- whoa. Taken with
's charm and rugged handsomeness,
<-- drooled and abandoned
, choosing to follow
back to New York City, instead.
went
<-- bonkers and threw a
<-- temper tantrum, retreating back to Camelot.
Meanwhile,
tried to rid himself of his new suitor, but it was no use. He tried
<-- poking him constantly to annoy him, but
took that as foreplay. He tried
<-- bashing him over the head, but
's head wasn't bothered. Finally, he called upon
, who arrived in a jealous rage and chopped
's head off. Impressed by
's valor,
fell in
<-- love, and soon the two lovebirds were
<-- married.
THE END.
